Friday afternoons always seem to lead to pointless conversations, which sometimes lead to classic moments of comedy...
During an E-mail conversation about being vegetarian:
"In fact humans aren't carnivores at all. We meat eaters are technically eating carrion, which is meat that is dead for several days or weeks. That's why they hang cows and stuff up to enhance their flavour. We eat carrion, I.E. like vultures and hyeenas. This means we shouldn't kill at all, just eat what we find. I just happen to find it in the supermarket. It's not my fault there's a load of people who go around murdering animals and leave them in shops for me!"
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